Rants of Mayonnaise

watchtheskytonight:

letmelarryyou:

theonlygrizzlybear:

theevergreenpark:

vchrisi:

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I only reblogged this for the bing dress

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I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER

The paper bag princess….

OH LORD I’M DYING

cc-studios:

“Have you ever seen someone not-quite-dancing? Just inches away from dancing?” - TJ Miller on coming down from a 3 week bender. 
Watch the whole story of how TJ had a seizure. 
This Is Not Happening: Crazy True Stories. Crazy Funny Comics. New videos every Tuesday from Comedy Central and CC: Studios.  

cc-studios:

“Have you ever seen someone not-quite-dancing? Just inches away from dancing?” - TJ Miller on coming down from a 3 week bender. 

Watch the whole story of how TJ had a seizure

This Is Not Happening: Crazy True Stories. Crazy Funny Comics. New videos every Tuesday from Comedy Central and CC: Studios.  

laughterkey:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

Stunning.

And now I’m starving.

jhermann:

holy shit she made a kid fall out of that girl’s hair

Holy crap that’s Jessica Alba

jhermann:

holy shit she made a kid fall out of that girl’s hair

Holy crap that’s Jessica Alba

comedycentral:

This tattoo is super cereal.
[via Cheezburger]

comedycentral:

This tattoo is super cereal.

[via Cheezburger]

laughterkey:

The Oh My Dayum dude is going to have a show on Travel Channel called Best Daym Takeout. Gotta fill that No Reservations time?

These are how food shows are supposed to be..